James Lawrence Hughes ART DIRECTION
&
DESIGN
Have you ever thought about
being a graphic designer?
Well, due to the job market,
I am offering you a once
and a lifetime opportunity.
To become a designer. With one,
or all of these items you
could be well on your way
to
being published. Or better yet,
receiving numerous awards.
Hopefully you have better
luck than I.
*Not responsible if you hear
the phrase: "We really love
your work, but..."
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A GRAPHIC DESIGNER. |
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| LOT—01 DESIGNER'S HAIR AND FACIAL HAIR If you are in need of a new look, or simply just can't grow that "scruff" worry no more. Blend in just fine with your new long hair, and / or your always "just trimmed" beard. Dimensions vary. For pissed off, indifferent look. Please e-mail. Bidding starts at: $100.00 for both. $50.00 for each. |
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LOT—02 DESIGNER'S FAVORITE SNEAKERS Looking for those new perfect sneakers? Ones that are easy on the wallet, and go with anything? Look no further. Plus they're pretty stylish. These are the Authentic, by VANS. They will give you that care free appearance. Especially in the summer, when you can go sock-less. You'll be able to hang with those "other guys" in the office, in no time. Size: 9.5 Men's Color: Natural White Bidding starts at: $10.00 |
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| LOT—03 DESIGNER'S CELL PHONE No not an iPhone. Though rest assured this little compact phone gets the job done. And opens yourself up to funny banter with other designers. As they will ask you, "why don't you have an iPhone?" Then you can explain, how frustrated you were with technology one day, but now you're definitely thinking about getting one. Color: Silver *Please note: You can not e-mail from this phone. Bidding starts at: $50.00 |
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| LOT—04 DESIGNER'S WATCH The perfect watch for going on interviews, or just hanging out. Keeps great time, and looks great on your wrist. The watch is the classic Omega Seamaster. An automatic watch that does not run on a battery, and must be wound. The watch also acts as a great conversation starter. As you will probably hear: "Hey, nice watch..." This watch has been on interviews at Pentagram, and Martha Stewart Living. Hopefully it gives you better luck than I. Stainless steel band and housing, with pearl face. Dials for day of week, date, and military time. *Please note: Watch is fake. Bidding starts at: $30.00 |  — |
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| LOT—06 DESIGNER'S "GO TO" INTERVIEW OUTFIT This outfit could be one of the simplest and best things to wear on an interview. The light blue dress shirt, paired with dark blue jeans. Says "I am with it." You will feel cool and confident. While looking like you "belong." With out being to dressed up or too dressed down. A bold but subtle black belt is the icing on the cake, while your shirt stays tucked in. Shoes are picked at your discretion. Jeans are by A.P.C. Shirt is by Brooks Brothers. Belt is vintage. Bidding starts at: $600.00 |
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LOT—07 DESIGNER'S SPARE / OLD COMPUTER This computer is a 15" Macintosh PowerBook, and was purchased when I started my education at The School of Visual Arts. In the year of 2005 It helped me along the way, and was very reliable. Though I found myself using the computer labs more times then not. Sometimes even living there. This computer is a bit out dated, and definitely wears its years on its sleeve. Though equipped with CS 2. This computer would be great for short trips and for presentations in meetings. You could strip it down to make it run faster, and have it solely be for presentations. *Please note: Needs to be constantly plugged into the charger. Bidding starts at: $200.00 |
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| LOT—08 DESIGNER'S ARTIFACTS While attending The School of Visual Arts I found this particular artifact before it was going to be thrown out! It is a humongous wood frame, made to replicate Steven Heller's book about the great Paul Rand. This was actually being thrown out, after Mr. Heller's exhibition was held at The School of Visual Arts. Which celebrated his prolific writing career. This would look great in any designer's office, studio or apartment. *Please note: You have to buy the actual book in order to read it. Bidding starts at: $40.00 |
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| LOT—09 DESIGNER'S E-MAIL CONTACTS This is a big one! This includes all of my contacts, which is heavily populated by graphic designers. Spanning a broad spectrum of successfulness. There are some true gold mines in here. Some so good, I won't even say. This is perfect for mass e-mailing your PDF portfolio. *Please note: This does not guarantee responses. Please don't freak out. Bidding starts at: *Inquires are handled on a case by case basis. |
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| LOT—10 DESIGNER'S DESIGN BOOK This book is exceptionally great, if you're interested in starting your own studio. Aside from that, How to be a graphic designer, without—losing your soul, is an overall great book. Especially if you're worried about losing your soul, though souls don't pay your rent. Or maybe they do. In all seriousness though. This is a terriffic output on Mr. Shaughnessy's part. I really do think that any graphic designer, young or old. Should take this book in. Because, yes, it is hard to keep you soul in a business, that at times is soul-less. Maybe for you its a constant balancing act. Which I think it is. Bidding starts at: $5.00 |
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| LOT—11 DESIGNER'S SPARE STUDIO DESK SPACE If you're looking for room to stretch those legs, look no further. This extra desk space has your name on it! You even get to share space with other "designers." We love to cook and are open to cracking a beer or two at any given hour of the long days. We don't have any parlor games on premise. But hey it's in brooklyn. There are bars close enough with games to play. *Please note: You have to pay the final bidding price every month. Bidding starts at: $433.33 |
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| LOT—12 DESIGNER'S CAT Cat's make great pets, especially for the hard working designer. They are extremely self-sufficent. This cat is especially great. On top of being self-sufficent, she has all the personality in the world. Her name is Seagrape and she was adopted from a close friend. She makes a great studio mate. Perfect for running risky decisions by, and weird design solutions. She is about 2-3 years and is a calico. She loves to be brushed. But only when you've sent all your work off! Bidding starts at: $100.00 |
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| LOT—13 DESIGNER'S WEBSITE BOOKMARKS This is an extensive list of a wide range of website bookmarks. In the new age of technology, have a great bookmarks list is almost like having a great book collection. The bookmarks, are great for inspiration for your next project. Featuring designers and designs, from all over the globe. Along with helpful websites, offering technical and historical information. Perfect for those uninspired days in the studio, or those lazy commutes home with your iPhone. These bookmarks range from the most commercial to obscure. You will never run out of ideas! Bidding starts at: $2.50 |
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NEVER FORGET—USE HELVETICA. |
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